here is the plot of my new novel, "the code of the windsors":

our hero is a struggling matheatician, obessed by the idea that everyone is out to get him. whilst he is taking his exams a senior figure of the shadowy "house of windsor" visits the site of his exams specifically to put him off. her name is elizabeth, queen of england. she is believed to be connected somehow to the freemasons. our hero is mildly put out due to police presence. his first exam doesn't go so well. he is generally a bit irritated. then he goes home.

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