by way of aping my dear collegue, i shall provide you with a summary of my health. i have chipped a tooth, and will be visiting a dentist tomorrow to rectify the situation. my evil twin showed signs of deflation, but has firmed up again. i have a terribly sore throat, but i am drinking laphroig to soothe it. i weigh slightly more than 9 and a half stone. i am grieveing at the loss of my favourite 7" single.