holy calamity! tyler brule is leaving the FT in the new year. today's column is a barrel aged cox's orange pippin (not thew kind from M&S or the pre-christmas heaving side show that has become of the borogh market - i digress). i was (briefly) moved to tears but then, like a seven year old who has convieved of a heaven for the stiff cold corpse that was once his hamster, i recalled the bright future of monocle.